Go Away, I'm Reading Sweatshirt
$ 49.95

Description

You'll be lounging in a large, comfortable chair—nearly hidden from sight in a warm, candle-lit corner of a Swiss ski lodge. Across the room, an attractive, stylish stranger will notice the elegant typographic loops and swoops on your relaxed fit, sponge fleece sweatshirt. “What a magnificent creature!” the stranger will think, stumbling toward your cozy nook as if pulled by an unseen force. Stepping into the flickering candle light, the stranger will pause for a moment—savoring the sight of you—and whisper, “I don't know who you are, or where you come from, but I feel as though... somehow... I've always known you.” They'll pause again. You'll lower your novel and look up at them, furrowing your brow. You'll hold the stranger's gaze for a moment in silence, sigh, and then glance down at the writing on your sweatshirt. “Oh no” the stranger will mutter, staring down at the script writing—finally reading the message contained in those elegant loops and swoops. The stranger's cheeks will flush. “Oh my—I'm so sorry,” they'll say, bringing a hand up to their mouth. Turning to leave, they'll whisper “Please forgive me!” as they retreat into the darkness. You'll watch them go, smile, shake your head, and turn your attention back to page 248.

We create a new item like this every few weeks—follow Stately Type on Instagram if you'd like to play along.

Details
  • Crewneck sweatshirt
  • Sponge Fleece for lightweight warmth
  • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester fleece
  • Relaxed Fit
  • Screenprint centered at chest
  • Designed and screened in the USA
  • See our size charts for fit and sizing details